ruinedchildhood:

JUMANJI

ruinedchildhood:

JUMANJI

Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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cradily:

drakeovograham:

Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me



you guys!!!!!!! this turned out to be a nice story for once!!!!! so many people were saying nice things about her that she ended up makin an instagram just to see them!!!

cradily:

drakeovograham:

Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me

you guys!!!!!!! this turned out to be a nice story for once!!!!! so many people were saying nice things about her that she ended up makin an instagram just to see them!!!

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

extremelyspookydildo:

"don’t sit like that, its unladylike"

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punacceptable:

if ur a humor blog u should reblog my selfies bc theyre a joke

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

woodmeat:

beensexted:

woodmeat:

science side of tumblr why do my girl get so wet

cuz she thinkin bout me 💦💗💦

you ugly as shit

deercr0ssing:

In majority of New York State, like in Nassau, transgender people can still be legally discriminated against. In Suffolk County, where we have some protections, I could still be denied access to the bathroom, changing rooms, housing and even sent to a men’s prison where I’ll likely be raped. Andrew Cuomo needs to pass GENDA now, like he promised in 2010. We’ve waited far too long.

Many of my cis friends have messaged me since I’ve come out in support of me. But the biggest way you could support girls like us is to vote‬ the Republicans out this November 4th who refused to pass ‪GENDA‬, the ‪trans‬ equal rights bill. And please share this, it’s important!

I have friends experiencing discrimination right now that’s jeopardizing their mental health and safety. Fucked up shit has happened. Register to vote here and contact your representative!

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do